Heard part of the 'Drivetime Confession' on the BBCR2 Simon Mayo show last night. Quite a funny story that involved a Rocky Horror Show fancy dress party. Scenario appeared to be: Teenage lads knock on door & mumble, "Trick or treat!" Only to have the door opened to reveal a bunch of blokes dressed in basques & stockings, with drinks in hand...... Could be a good way to dissuade trick or treaters, but could equally be a route to sharing a cell with Rolf or Stuart in fairly short order..... Might stick to the chocolate covered sprouts this year.
The good old 'austerity pumpkin'. Nothing wrong with fiscal prudence, especially when she's had a few drinks.
The mother in law hasn't been seen since last night. Better not let the wife look in the back garden.....
