Here's One For You......

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Dolton748, Jun 13, 2014.

  1. What do you call a three legged donkey?

    A wonkey

    Aarrggghhhh thank you very much.
     
    #1 Dolton748, Jun 13, 2014
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  2. Call it whatever you like. Its unlikely to catch you ;)
     
    #2 bradders, Jun 13, 2014
  3. I've been trying to order a cow on line all day. But my computer keeps Friesian up.
     
    #3 Major, Jun 13, 2014
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  4. Why did the little boy fall of the swing?

    Because he didn't have any arms.

    Now we're cooking.....
     
    #4 Dolton748, Jun 13, 2014
  5. Two parrots stood a perch, one parrot says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
     
    #5 Major, Jun 13, 2014
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  6. Two oranges walk into a bar...
    One says your round.

    Bosch!
     
    #6 Dolton748, Jun 13, 2014
  7. :)We should have a joke thread....
     
    #7 TT600, Jun 13, 2014
  8. yep, 'cos it clearly isn't here.
     
    #8 deleteduser211220, Jun 13, 2014
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  9. What do you call a donkey with one leg and a bad eye ?


    A winkey wonkey donkey
     
    #9 Char, Jun 13, 2014
  10. That's a good idea! I'm sure you have more in the bag than that.
     
    #10 Dolton748, Jun 13, 2014
  11. There is, it's called the Multistrada Section.
     
    #11 deleteduser211220, Jun 13, 2014
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  12. I take it isn't meant to be subatomic particles, for the literate amongst us?
     
    #12 deleteduser211220, Jun 14, 2014
  13. i went to a shitzoo the other day, it was rubbish, it only had one dog.
     
    #13 finm, Jun 14, 2014
    Last edited: Jun 14, 2014
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