I Am Scooteristi/ Welcome To The Dork Side

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by chizel, Nov 28, 2017.

  1. well after a series of unfortunate events I now have no properly running dukes...
    this has meant I've had to take one to a local bike shop for repair...
    they have "kindly" given me a "courtesy" " bike" in the form of one of these...
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    keep it in ya trousers lads!
    Full review to follow as I know you all want to see if this bad boy lives up to the hype...
     
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  2. You taking orders for stolen phones yet bruh?
     
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  3. Deliveroo called, your late with that take away
     
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  4. Duck tape front spoiler!! Like Ducati Aero, only prettier. :upyeah:
     
  5. don't be concerned that a smash n grab or pantie girdle theft is on the cards as I can assure you, this is not the beast for the job... Even if I was that way inclined!
     
  6. that's to hide the loser ( I mean the "you got to start somewhere") plate..
     
  7. @finm has nuked me... Im guessing he owns one...
     
  8. nah, personally i wouldn't be seen on one of these. especially one with a big screen on it.
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  9. now that's nice... Performance figures? Actually im guessing performance doesn't but hey....
     
  10. Pufta
     
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  11. well, its got a big noisy aftermarket exhaust on it. quick enough for the town.
     
  12. I bumped into @AirCon on the way and he ate it... The order that is not the " bike". I stopped him short of that... I had to... I had to sign for it...
     
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  13. you have a town?
     
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  14. I hope that wad directed at finm...
     
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  15. why me? your the pufta
    a town? eh...nope not one you would find easily. i would waste yer time looking for it. :upyeah:
     
  16. As we've met on a couple of occasions chiz, you know who it was aimed at!!
    Or do you!!
    Steve
     
  17. Which ones in for fixing then chiz?
     
  18. :eek:
     
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  19. definitely finm!
     
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