who gets the last bit out of the toothpaste After years of living with her the wife finally admitted she does her best to get the last bit out the toothpaste tube so i have to open the new one I suspected this was the case cos she is so OCD about everything else she didnt take kindly to the question "whats it like being a loser"
That's very similar to the everlasting competition my husband and I have with the tissue boxes. We have both left one remaining tissue in a box for days to avoid using it and having to open a new one. It hasn't turned into a war of words yet though. I am not sure he would dare to go that far...a woman's wrath you know. You are a braaave man.