I'm Back!

perfectly safe.
heres a wee tip, if yer bottle runs out on a Sunday night, sit it on the cooker at a lowish heat, you will get another several hours heating out of it. trust me.

 

The name of the bike is not lost on that rider

 

Where have you been

 

Never mind all that, where have you been?

 

I'm Sparticus

 

Didn't realise you'd gone

 

can't say I noticed

 

Noticed what?

 

nevertheless, you obviously feel the need to tell us you're back in the Madhouse and ready to swing lead - for that we are grateful

 

feck - it gets more and more difficult to dodge HMRC these days

 

Nah,drugs courier.

 

Not too many camels there, you nincompoop.

 

You know they sell coffee in Tesco's don't you?

 

He was searching for his teddy bear.

 

Fecking marmalade hunter, they should give him an ankle bracelet tracker

 

Bring any decent cigars back????

 

Brazil, Peru, and Cuba.
and they say the NHS is undervalued. over paid more like.