Is It Me ? Probably Is

Discussion in 'Clothing, Gadgets & Equipment' started by ymfb, Jul 14, 2015.

  1. I was browsing the shelves of shiny things whilst my MTS was being serviced today.

    These gloves from FIVE5, looked good, but why buy a distressed pair of gloves !

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  2. Bloody second hand :Wideyed:
     
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  3. People buy "distressed" knee sliders ;)
     
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  4. I'm distressed :Sorry:
     
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  5. they look like a pair of my underpants - comfortable but battle scarred
     
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  6. Pre-knackered gloves?

    Next up - new motorbike engines with an authentic, pre-recorded "big-end gone" soundtrack built in.
     
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  7. I went to the chiropractor once in battle scarred boxers :Bag: couldn't tell if she was impressed or not
     
  8. I thought that was what an angle grinder was for ?
     
  9. They are going up in value with this sort of coverage. Best buy them quick!! You can also buy posh-mud to distress your bike with before visiting the ace-cafe & its naff food.
     
  10. Do you mean undressed :D
     
  11. Probably in your distressed mind :Oldman:
     
  12. :Shifty:
     
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  13. Why not.......
     
  14. Because they look dirty
     
  15. Just right for a scrambler maybe?
     
  16. Or perhaps one of those Hardly Dangerous things?
     
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