Is Kim Yong Un Alive, Or Brown Bread?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by NOODS X, Apr 27, 2020.

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  1. If reports are correct KimYong Un the North Korean leader is dead.

    But others report he’s fine and well?

    reports said that he had open heart surgery and the surgeons hands were so shaky that he caused unrepairable damage... One sure thing is he did he’s no longer with us that’s a cert..

    Do you know different? Have you seen Kim Yong Un working in the bakery section of Asda? Or is he fronting the new Jacomo clothing range?

    Please let us know.. X
     
    #1 NOODS X, Apr 27, 2020
  2. is he in hiding???

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    #2 wroughtironron, Apr 27, 2020
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  3. ha, so there is something in it. the lad was going on about it yesturday. i didnt believe him. Doh.
     
    #3 finm, Apr 27, 2020
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    Mind you it is the mail on Sunday! X
     
    #4 NOODS X, Apr 27, 2020
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  5. The last thing I've read is that Pooh Bear is in hiding from the Coronavirus.

    Turns out, he has a super-hot sister.
     
    #5 Loz, Apr 27, 2020
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  6. I also am invigorated by the sister. Mmmmm, little sister do you do what your big sister does......damn, I have an ear worm!
     
    #6 laava, Apr 27, 2020
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  7. Hot!!???? Are you running a fever? X
     
    #7 NOODS X, Apr 27, 2020
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  8. I heard he was dead
    Nothing reported in the bbc news or sky as of yesterday
     
    #8 Ducbird, Apr 27, 2020
  9. He was fine until he started drinking a new gift from his BF, a vintage bottle of Dettol.
     
    #9 michel couque, Apr 27, 2020
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  10. I guess we will just have to wait for the pictures of thousands of north koreans " inconsolably crying and wailing "
    Puddy ;)
     
    #10 Puddy, Apr 27, 2020
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  11. super hot? looks like an asian version of posh spice... yo jong? yo, jong, is you in an asian girl band? is it chinese 5 spice?
     
    #11 chizel, Apr 27, 2020
  12. I know, right? Toasty!
     
    #12 Loz, Apr 27, 2020
  13. Apparently he is brain dad after heart surgery went bad, I had him down as brain dead long before the heart surgeon had completed his morning shit that day.
     
    #13 Dirty Leeds, Apr 27, 2020
  14. Kim-Jong-un-sister-2434529.jpg
     
    #14 Exige, Apr 27, 2020
  15. Died from a heart operation.

    U.K. Government = Corona Virus
     
    #15 Advikaz, Apr 27, 2020
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  16. all of a sudden, there's a food surplus in North Korea - coincidence???

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    #16 wroughtironron, Apr 27, 2020
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  17. I'm going dead. :skull:
     
    #17 Robarano, Apr 27, 2020
  18. Looks like he’s a good colour unlike those outdoors through the window being somewhat decidedly off colour.. X
     
    #18 NOODS X, Apr 27, 2020
  19. I heard he wanted to be more involved in his latest rocket test and it went a bit pear shaped. o_O

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    #19 Robarano, Apr 27, 2020
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  20. He does look a bit “Peaky” and he ain’t playing a “Blinder” either...

    Might help if someone brave or stupid told him how to wear his protective mask....
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    #20 NOODS X, Apr 27, 2020
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