Jacob Zuma - Gregg Wallace

Not at all. Jacob Zuma has a decent command on the English language

 

And apparently he's killed a few people whereas the other one has only buggered a few cauliflowers

 

And another

 

What troubles me more about the above picture, is I know the brand of shoes she's bloody wearing

 

edited for closet accuracy












Are they doc martens?

 

All right, all right, we all know they're Louboutins.

 

Well the rest of them do now. I only know because you bought me this lovely little satin pair :tongue:

 

Suit you, sir?

 

ok, ok, get a room, Dolce and Gabbana, preferably with the lock on the outside… we don't need to know…..!

 

But that's one hell of an arse.................

























Said Margaret Thatcher about Scargill.

 

Indeed, something we can absolutely agree upon!

 

One is a bald twat wearing glasses, and the other.........

 

And........what do you think I look like?

Exactly.

 

...is a bald twat wearing glasses