Just posted my CV off

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wroughtironron, Dec 20, 2013.

  1. To Nigella,

    Please let me be your personal assistant - I'll work for nothing so long as I look after the credit card and as to the drugs, my lips will be sealed (same as my nostrils)......
     
    #1 wroughtironron, Dec 20, 2013
  2. Snap..except mine said I'll wprk for nothind with hpurs as long as needed, also willing to scrub her back and help her dress
     
    #2 bradders, Dec 20, 2013
  3. I'm also in !

    I will powder her big fat bum.
     
    #3 clueless, Dec 20, 2013
  4. or you could be the defence legal team…………screw the whole case up with a re emphasis on exploding an occasional habit into a case winning focus
     
    #4 andyb, Dec 20, 2013
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  5. she is still just bloody annoying.

    ( signed, a nay-sayer)
     
    #5 TT600, Dec 20, 2013
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  6. I suspect the hand of Saatchi :wink:
     
    #6 johnv, Dec 20, 2013
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