Like This Lot Have Never 'bought' A Girl...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by bradders, May 8, 2014.

  1. #1 bradders, May 8, 2014
  2. 'Real' men..?

    All I saw was a couple of ghey actor types.
     
    #2 figaro, May 8, 2014
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  3. Never bought one before; but I did once rent one in my youth ;)
     
    #3 comesunt, May 14, 2014
  4. Borrowed a few.
     
    #4 ibgarrow, May 14, 2014
  5. You only ever rent them. The one my mate rented back in the eighties left him just recently, taking half of everything he owned with her. Pay and play is an attractive option these days...
     
    #5 figaro, May 14, 2014
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  6. Got a text off my friend earlier, it read:

    "Hey Ron, I've found a local prostitute who charges by the inch. I can't afford her, but I thought it would be a cheap night out for you."

    What a mate.

    I've forwarded it to his wife.
     
    #6 wroughtironron, May 14, 2014
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  7. yeah, thanks for that
     
    #7 bradders, May 14, 2014
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  8. If it flies, floats or fornicates you are far better renting than owning.
     
    #8 Count, May 15, 2014
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