Looks Like I'm In Trouble...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wroughtironron, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. Received this email today

    Good evening!
    You has the penalties for sales tax.
    Amount: $325.45
    ===Detailed announcement is in the attached archive===
    You gotta check form before: May 20th 2014.
    Otherwise you'll get court action.
    Truly yours,
    Chief of South Carolina Department of Revenue.
    Sebastian Ferreira
    +1 (918) 627-66-21
    Any questions? Send an email for more information or help.
    No threats found in this email. Checked by Avast.G
     
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  2. Hahaha. Brilliant.
     
  3. Better pay it then.
    Youll be extradited as a terrorist against the tax system. Just ask wesley snipes - he'll tell ya lol
     
  4. That really is a poor effort. I still prefer the ones about the dead husband and helping shift $4million out of the country for a 20% share my good friend :upyeah:
     
  5. bet your shitting yourself.
     
  6. I wouldn't mind so much, if he'd made a decent effort, but this is piss poor and he doesn't deserve reporting to spam-baiter
     
  7. Sorry to hear about your fine.

    I had an email from the IMF today.


    (I M F)
    Attention:
    I am Mr. Oosthuizen of I M F Head Office.
    Your email appeared among the beneficiaries, who will receive a
    part-payment of your contractual sum of 8.5 Million US Dollars and
    has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to
    me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your
    fund. However, we received an email from one Mrs. Virgie Brown who
    told us that she is your next of kin and that you died in a car
    accident last week. She has also submitted her account for us to
    transfer the fund to her. We want to hear from you before we can make
    the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not.
    Please in confirmation that you are still alive, you are advised to
    reconfirm the below listed information to enable us facilitate an
    immediate payment for you.
    1 Your full names
    2 Your present contact address.
    3 Your t elephone & Fax numbers.
    4 Your O ccupations/age/sex.
    5 Your Private E mail Address.
    Once again, I apologize to you on behalf of I M F (I nternational
    M onetary F und) for failure to pay your funds in time, which according
    to records in the system had been long overdue.
    Thanks,
    Mr. Oosthuizen.
     
  8. An email from the IMF? You must be important. Or is it impotent? ;)
     
  9. He wants me to let him know if I am dead or not. Tempted to email back and say that I am dead and to give the money to that chick.
     
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  10. its always the names they dream up - friend had one from a "Dr Caravan Marvis".....
     
  11. And here comes another one (received today) - same type of scam, different name/state

    Dear customer!
    You has the fines for corporate tax.
    Sum total: $533.39
    ===Detailed notification is in the attached archive===
    You gotta keep questionnaire before: August 15th 2014.
    Otherwise you'll gain additional surcharge.
    Yours truly,
    Director of Iowa Department of Revenue.
    Dudley James
    +1 (802) 275-29-83
    * Please do not reply to this email. Your response will not be received. Please visit our website to contact us.
    No virus found in this announcement. Checked by NANO Antivirus.
     
  12. The best ones are the hit men, I have had a few. They say they have a contract out on your life but they will forget it for a certain amount in cash. You can have real fun with them. I have an email address specially for these. Barrington (Barry) Cooder takes no prisoners!!!!!
     
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