Proper lurgy, five days now nailed to the couch coughing and puking brown bile. Feeling like I’ve had the shit kicked out of me. Scared to cough incase me ribs explode. Head banging bastard of a headache. More tissues used than a 14 year old and his dads new found porn stash. Been told if I give it our Maude she’ll kill me, I wish she would tbh. Five fuuuukin days, is this a record? Poor me
I feel your pain, my wife gave me a cold that turned in to a chest infection and hacking cough and has so far lasted 5 weeks, she's currently on week 6. I spoke to a work colleague recently who is on week 7. The only time I've puked is when I thought I might kill it with Guinness and whiskey, thankfully I didn't go in to the medical profession! Hope you're better by the weekend.
Yep, had it about 6 weeks back, it was a fucker and lasted a good/bad 3 weeks. Luckily I'm fekkin rock!! Rarghhhh.......
Stil you get to sit at home and watch Jeremy Kyle, whats the topic today then.... "my wife's gash looks like a badly packed kebab so im leaving her...." As finm says....Suck it up...
