I always thought the first line of the second verse of Message in a Bottle by the Police was 'A year has passed since I broke my nose'. Sad but true. We've all done it so whats yours?
Destinys child - independent woman "The shoe on my feet, alf garnet, the watch I'm wearing, alf garnet". Not sure on the singer but thought it was "only making pants for Nigel"
One of my own - A long while ago, I heard a Tom Jones song on the radio a few times. Only vaguely caught it. I was convince he was singing, "Snack bar, snack bar, you're my snack bar ...". I have no idea why I got it so badly wrong but, in my own defence, it was a weird time of my life. Weirder time, I should say.
