My guess for the England Squad for Euro 2012: Goalkeepers: - 2 of them – both of whom will have been brilliant all year but will fluff it at the finals; Fullbacks: 4 of them – preferably wannabee wingers who overlap the forwards, lose it, then jog slowly back whilst the opposition attack; Centre Halfs: At least 3 - The thickest you can get with the reactions of a Stegosaurus, able to point at everyone else when it’s really their fault; Midfield: At least 3 crabs with engines like diesel locos but no pace, who will only pass forwards if they can get on the return pass themselves, otherwise they pass backwards to whoever just gave them the ball; Wingers: 4 of them (but only space for one on the pitch as Gerrard will be stuck on one wing because he doesn’t play like a greedy crab, so cant be in midfield): Fast as lightening, but with no skill once they get to the ball, and an uncanny ability to cross to the invisible man or cut in onto their one half decent foot and blaze the ball into row Z behind the goal. Forwards: 1 big one who can make runs all day in the vain hope that a cross might come in (which it wont!), and one small one, who is happy to go 30 yards back to get the ball because the greedy crabs can’t run fast enough to get up field to play 1-2’s with the small forward where they are effective, and there aren’t any crosses for the big one to knock down to the small one. Oh ……. And about 5 others carrying injury’s or suspensions so they can’t take part but their wives can have a free holiday Bet I'm not far out :biggrin:
So thats the Netball team sorted :smile:. I only hope the football is as well organised. I have heard that Emile Heskey has been asked not to even think of leaving the country for his summer hols.
Great analysis! It will be exactly like this. But because we know it will be, we won't be disappointed.
I am looking forward to the Euro competition, because it means that the roads will be quieter whilst it is going on, even if they are evening games people will be getting ready for their parties and therefore not our in my way.
Do not care about football at all, not in the slightest. Not going to say what I think about this game however I am waiting for football fans I know what polish one's are like, know what German one's can be and seen what English one's can be. I know nothing will kick off if Police will be treating all of them as they do home fans but that would lead to international scandal, maybe not water cannon alone but water cannon coupled with tear gas granades, riot police and rubber bullets .......
It's not the English fans who are violent these days, it's the players, be thankful Joey Barton isn't in the squad!!
