My Feet...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by camelfarmer, Sep 28, 2018.

  1. ...smell so bad that I can smell them through my shoes at like a metre's distance.
     
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  3. When you're farming camels, you should muck out now and again and rinse your wellies off.
     
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  4. Have you tried any basic washing?
     
  5. Basic and advanced washing both have failed me.
     
  6. "Like a metre" You mean a yard.

    Two feet are bad from three feet.
     
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  7. You mean like Shakespeare?
    " Hush, somethings afoot"
     
  8. Wash feet; then place 'Clotrimazole 1% w/w cream' on your feet & toes. Allow to semi-dry or pop some socks on. Do this for a week or however long is required (you will need 4 tubes 20g minimum).

    Everytime you take the boots off, pop some talcum powder into them. These will stop you're feet sweating & help kill the bacteria.
     
    #8 GunZenBomZ, Sep 29, 2018
    Last edited: Sep 29, 2018
  9. Instead of talc use Baking Powder to put in your shoes/boots and/or socks.
     
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  10. Try caustic soda.
     
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  11. Bromodrosis.

    Stink foot has put the hurt on your nose.
     
  12. ....you can get a higher percentage clotrimazole cream through a doctors prescription.
     
  13. If the OP has manure in his boots he needs to be careful.

    My mate's 17 year old son joined the Army and grew another foot.

    He reckoned it was from all the sh*te they put him in.
     
  14. Are these still for sale?
     
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  15. Must be hard to march with three feet..
     
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