i gave a mate some anti fungle foot foam for his itchy gonnads, he didnt read the review. i heard the unmistakable sound of spraying. i heard the screem. i heard him jump fully clothed into the shower. he heard me belly laugh for a week.
Hahaha and another http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000JU8FXK/?tag=ducatiforum-21 5.0 out of 5 stars Orgasmic..!!!!, 8 Aug 2013 By See all my reviews This review is from: A Whole New World (Audio CD) O....M....G....!!! I'll admit, I was sceptical at first, reading all the positive reviews for what I thought, quite frankly, would be a crap album. I WAS WRONG..!!! Not since I first heard Dark Side of the Moon have I experienced such a joyous, cosmic, stimulating experience..!! I fully recommend listening to this album with your headphones at full volume & whilst wearing a blindfold, to block out any possible distractions from the drab outside world. Three tracks in & I couldn't stop the tears streaming from my eyes. Mind you, I'm not sure if this had anything to do with the generous dollop of 'Veet for Men' I had rubbed on my scrotum halfway through track two.
These are brilliant The Paul Ross box canvas has some frankly genius reviews, I personally like the opener: Yesterday I was a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future. Then I bought this. Now I'm a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future, but with a 20" Canvas of Paul Ross. You just never know what lies around the corner. and also: I recently purchased this poster, and while it's lifelike, well made and had a certain, portly charm to it, I have since found out that it's actually *cheaper* to hire Paul Ross to come over and stand against a wall, whenever you feel the need to look at him.
My current favorite, been giggling like a school girl in the office and keep getting funny looks Barrettine Methylated Spirit 500ml: Amazon.co.uk: Grocery There are quite a few if you google "funny amazon reviews"