carry a flick-baseball bat.. apparently they love to rob well heeled tourists there at the moment as they have nowt in the bank
PI fly out tomorrow morning and will look in the duty free for one... In the meantime I'll practice my 'This Is SPARTA!!!' Lines...
Hasin me a cold beer by the pool, then off out later for some nice fresh local cuisine... I've heard it's rainy and cold in the UK? Is this correct?... :smile:
Any chance you can buy me a bit of real estate? Got about thirty quid saved in the kids' money box, so should see me good for a medium sized island or three. enjoy your break, and look out for those bloody foreigners!
Lets turn his squalid gaff over while he's away.. just thinking..if he's off the forum for a bit we can really slag him off and leave all this shit for him to read when he gets back.. He's bound to read this thread again...he literally is a vein(y) knob.