Surely it should be renamed 'Public Mail' , as its owned by the public now, as opposed to Queenie. i reckon that postie was shopping early for,his Xmas lunch....
Quite the reverse, it used to be owned by the public but is now mainly owned by the private shareholders. So perhaps "Private Mail" would be a more suitable name. Any other suggestions?
yep, when your girlfriend asks, "Does my bum look big in this?" Never reply, "The dress or the room?"