Sayings that make me laugh

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Lightning_650, Dec 22, 2013.

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  1. "likes to swoop on the hammer"
    " He was trying on the Trappers hat"
    "oops,I've dropped me club money"
    Anyone got any more?:biggrin:
     
    #1 Lightning_650, Dec 22, 2013
  2. What do they mean?
     
    #2 El Toro, Dec 22, 2013
  3. Wet as an otters pocket
    where theres a will, theres a family dispute..
     
    #3 bradders, Dec 22, 2013
  4. Fanny like a mouses ear
     
    #4 El Toro, Dec 22, 2013
  5. bradders its ...where there's a will there's a relative.
     
    #5 idrinkbeer, Dec 22, 2013
  6. Fanny like a wizards sleeve
    Gob like a burnt out fusebox
    face like a welders striking bench
     
    #6 OGR, Dec 22, 2013
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  7. fanny like a gutted rabit
     
    #7 finm, Dec 22, 2013
  8. Lots of fanny going on here...
     
    #8 bradders, Dec 22, 2013
  9. It felt like throwing a sausage up an entry
     
    #9 Stressed Hippo, Dec 22, 2013
  10. She's had more pricks than a second hand dart board
     
    #10 El Toro, Dec 22, 2013
  11. Wheres there's a will there's a dead person.
     
    #11 MellowYellow, Dec 22, 2013
  12. A friend in need.........is a fucking nuisance
     
    #12 El Toro, Dec 22, 2013
  13. Go and take your face for a shit
    Fuck off and die
    My heart pumps piss
    I need that like I need a dose of clap
    Fanny like a bucket of chopped liver
    Kick her backdoors in
    Up trap two

    ...I've led a sheltered life ...
     
    #13 Greyman, Dec 22, 2013
  14. Go fuck yourself
     
    #14 El Toro, Dec 22, 2013
  15. He's light on his loafers
     
    #15 El Toro, Dec 22, 2013
  16. "Doesn't mind giving a blowjob"
    "He was performing fellatio!
    "Apologies,I've just farted"
    :upyeah:
     
    #16 Lightning_650, Dec 22, 2013
  17. "A minge like a badly-packed kebab"
     
    #17 Lightning_650, Dec 22, 2013
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  18. He has a head like a witch Doctors rattle....
     
    #18 Lightning_650, Dec 22, 2013
  19. The forum hits new low shocker...
     
    #19 bradders, Dec 22, 2013
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  20. "Puritanical knobhead strikes again"
     
    #20 Greyman, Dec 22, 2013
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