sex survey………….

if you weren't in to boys?

 

I dont know how women leave themselves alone. If i'd a cracking pair of tits i'd be always playing with them....

 

Blimey

 

Don't know what women see in men.

 

I work with a lesbian............it save's getting me spanners dirty :wink:

 

Trust me ... You'd get bored we don't do anything unlike men .. You have better kit

 

Wanna swap for a week and see how we fare out?

:biggrin:

 

its all very well getting off on hollywood lipstick lesbians, but the simple fact is 99% of lesbians look and act like builders, and the majority of the ones ive met have had a huge chip on their shoulders..not all, but most...tatooed up with crap "one life, live it", and such like pseudo-profound, back of fag packet, spiritual bullshit.

 

I'm an honoury lesbian. My lesbian buddy says so!

 

This sort of survey tells us absolutely nothing about what people actually do sexually. The survey only tells us what people say they do. And people notoriously lie quite a lot about this topic.

 

Well... i'm having sex right now.
The misses isn't she's asleep,
but i'll tell her how crap and disappointing i was in the morning so it's ok.

 

And anybody on here asked as part of the survey?

 

not me but when the wifes got her mates round i am going to hide in the wardrobe

 

You could be one of those men that lurk in the loft and drill peep holes through the ceiling

 

yip that will work. come to think of it where is my drill.

 

CORRECTED FOR YA

 

So your not going to cover yourself in chocolate and throw yourself to the lesbians then?

 

its honey