A company I worked for many moons ago was run by an absolute bastard who used to bully any staff members that didn't stand up to him. On one occasion a contract to build some machinery was falling badly behind so true to form he was steaming around the workshops motivating staff in his usual style i.e.slowing everything up and pissing everybody off. On arrival back in his office he discovered that in his absence somebody had taken a dump in the top draw of his desk. The memory of the screams of outrage coming out of his office still make me grin :smile:
An old workmate shat in a oil filter box and put it in the boss's car glovebox, took him over a week to find it