Snake

Pah, thought this was a pop at King Charles III…

 

gong xi fa cai Andy

 

I saw a snake on holiday in the Camargue - last summer. That is, I was on holiday, not the snake.

This is it - it might be resting after eating a frog.

Apologies if this has nothing to do with the original post......

 

Cheers....
Snakebite cocktail recipe

 

I used to keep snakes many years ago, Californian King snakes, lovely animals. I had one for nearly 20 years.

 

That snake looks eerily like a meerkat

 

I’ve got a Royal Python and a Corn snake. Had a few boas a while back too.

Oh and I’ve got Amazon Milk Frogs too

 

King Woke I as he’s now named….

 

Wow, that seems a long time to live. Just had a quick Google at what they look like - black and white bands, look a handsome animal.

I have had to look most of this stuff up on Google. Very interesting - some amazing creatures out there.

 

A vindscreen viper I believe.

 

Tries to suck up to the people that despise him and all he stands for. Sad really… And he’s seemingly a right grumpy bastard.

 

Spoilt bastard more like, he’s a wef founding member so he hates us peasants anyway.

 

Right, back on the Chinese theme…

 

I'm gonna have to call a point of order here - a snake bite is half cider & half lager. Makes it go cloudy.

A poor man's Black Velvet is half Guinness & half cider & is very nice. A rich man's Black Velvet is Guinness & champagne which I've never being able to afford. I suspect it is very nice also.

All three can do serious damage if a shot of your choice is depth charged in them e.g. port, Pernod etc etc.

 

Not available in Ireland, Iceland, Greenland (AKA "New America"), New Zealand, Antarctica or Hawaii.

 

I used to be quite partial to a Black Velvet, however many establishments banned the serving of it.