After having cooked and scoffed a plate full of pancakes each, we started to discuss what we would be giving up for Lent, when I said sex I thought Archer was going to choke
I'm giving up putting the wrong type if fuel in my vehicle and punctures I may however take up smoking
So after the reaction to my suggestion to give up sex for Lent I have decided to abstain from chocolate for the duration :-(
As there's a recession on, I've decided to give up my wild all-night parties, cocaine and russian hookers, and concentrate instead on sitting in a freezing cold bungalow talking to internet weirdos on motorbike sites...
Thank christ for that! I can cope with not having chocolate around the house ( after I've finished the Maltesers) but giving up sex, not a chance!