In my life in UK been a victim of bike theft one time. Two times seen bikes stolen, 1st time we challenged scrotum cutting chain, 2nd time it was seconds bike up and in to van so passed on details to police ASAP and I think they recovered as two weeks later got a letter asking to provide witness statement at local station. Today went to Lidl to buy German sausages, some beef ravioli and veggy's that are cheap and good there. All in all 10 min from entering to being at the till with 1 person in front. While I wait I notice shell suit wearing scrotum in lid sitting on a bike where my bike was. I was the only one who parked there. Few seconds and I think to much coincidences so leave shopping and lid at store. Storm out he is on my bike screwdriver in hand but still doing up the lid or something. Pushed him hard off before he got the stand up he went on the floor hard. Before I even walked around the bike he was up and running in to crowd of shoppers. Fucking hell Sunday afternoon busy car park. They have no limits WTF!!
Nice one Luca, shame you didnt have the opportunity to fill the cnut in. As a side note, I got a really good compressor fron lidl for xmas, the sometimes have some good tools.
Thanks Luca. This info that bike thieves wear shell-suits is very helpful. Now we will be able to spot them!
I would have prefered the (he went to attack me with the screwdriver option) whereupon you rammed said screwdriver up his arse
I hate these little N00BS, I used to work in Holborn and I was constantly battling against them, had one bike nicked, then bought a KTM, bejesus did they love orange. I was a regular customer and infinity Holborn as almost every lunch time I was over there buying a new lock, chain etc. I was unfortunate as I was inbetween Kings Cross and Islington, these areas operate smash and grab gangs that target the west end hence Holborns motorbike theft rate was sky high. I still recommend a Snitcher thou, as soon as it detects a Shell Suit you get a text message. The joys of London I guess.
