Breaking News ! Casey Stoner tests Checa's Pani after Phillip Island SBK . He puts in a fastest lap on a soft qualifier of 1.30.885 Then proceeds to real off lap after lap of low to mid 31's on a race tyre. On returning to the pits he jumps off the bike throws his hands in the air and says "who ordered a happy ending." Meanwhile back at Ducati forum towers. Members upon hearing this were up in arms ,so were so inscenced thst they puked their lactose intolerent milk all over their keyboards, they were all ex-racers or factory mechanics and despised him with a vitriolic ferver only Hitler had seen the like of before. One Member in his 50's was heard to spout unmentionables as he squeezed himself into his "race" leathers a size to small for him. He left his trackday (he was in the slow group,but liked to pretend he was showing the plebs "the way to go") and proceeded to ride home down the high street looking in every window at how cool he looked. Old school Ducatisti dismissed all of this,they favoured the open clutch and cambelt era. Time for bed said Zebbedie
