Survival guide for you men

All noted for when I'm thinking of getting another bike.

Remember, HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE!! :wink:

 

So that's where I have been going wrong

 

Wine ?????? Yuk!
Mine would be here have a Guinness / ginger beer / cuppa.

 

I still can't get out of the red section..

 

Which section does 'buy your own f****** wine' go?

 

So what colour is, I've just come to collect my things, your sister is waiting in the car' ?

 

Blood red in my house..

 

It would be keep the engine running colour and run like The Bolt

 

This guide would be funny if it wasn't so true.

What did women do before they became obsessed with wine and mobile phones?

 

Shoes, handbags and "improving us"

Women are funny creatures.
My better half admitted yesterday she prefers me looking at other women than other motorbikes. She recons one`s a bit of harmless fun but the other ends up with me staring open mouthed and her having to drag me away :wink:

 

And the way things are at the mo, a ride on a woman is probably cheaper than a ride on a bike.



i'll get me coat.

 

pmsl...................You have just got that bottle of pop and shaken it...........tick tick tick.............................

 

Omg I'm a freak !!!!!
I don't like wine , I don't like chocolate ( only milky bars)
Handbags ... Doesn't have to match anything I need one bag for all.
I don't need one for each colour outfit
I don't wear shoes , only boots.
Boots are for bike , work and odd pair for going out.

I have no idea what's in fashion or this years colour?
But sadly if you wanted a nice lady to take out that other men admire .. It's not me!

I was told I was too colourful for Hull , Beverley and um a lot of Yorkshire

I have no fashion gene , no homemaking gene , no cooking gene , no shopping for cloths for hours gene infact I detest shopping in town!!

My parents despair of me
This was my retail therapy no hope for this token girl

 

Your a lady who rides a ducati. Nothing else matters