Tart's Handbag ?

Discussion in 'Other Bikes' started by wroughtironron, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. I think that's a little unfair.

    handbags are generally good use to me as I can give the mrs my car keys etc when we go out and she can carry them.


    the scooter on the other hand is what would seem a sure fire way of blowing £5000 + just to make yourself look an absolute tool.

    dont get me wrong, you'll easily look ten times that amount in the 'tool' league and possibly stray in to the 'I'm a cock' category.

    hideous



    unless you like it obviously then I'd say........it's lovely ;)
     
  2. toss up between a douche bag or a man bag
     
  3. When it's broken down on the side of the M23 this summer, will it be the motorway police or the fashion police that turns up first..?
     
  4. Kin'ell have you seen the span on the levers, you'd need hands like a giant to pull it up.
    I suppose if you could use the levers you would be strong enough to just carry the thing under your arm home, lol.
     
  5. Not my cup of tea, but I can appreciate the countless hours that have gone into it.
     
  6. bang a gong
     
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  7. remember opinions are like arseholes.............everyones got one! Its his choice however put that much gold colour bling on a Ducati .............
     
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  8. It is just brilliantly kitsch and shouldn't be evaluated according to the canons of good taste. It should be in a museum somewhere, or in the Hard Rock Café. It's no longer a vehicle, as such. The odd parade lap should be as much as it ever does.

    Would I ever want it? Of course not. Would I like to see it? Sure.
     
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  9. Each to their own :smile:
     
  10. I've got a bit of a soft spot for hairdryers and I like it :upyeah:
     
  11. lot of work lot of hours £6000...........still not hit reserve
    lot of cash for something that probably sit as an ornament
     
  12. It won't sell, it's worthless. Or priceless, it amounts to the same thing; basically it's unsellable.

    Like all art, the artist has to die in a blaze of drugs, sex or scandal before the value goes up.

    Much like Bolan...
     
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  13. +1
     
  14. Looks like a Grayson Perry creation ...
    Grayson Perry bike.jpg


    Grayson Perry bike.jpg
     
  15. I'll be surprised if his 'hood' ornament gets past the MOT man :tongue:
     
  16. pointless crap for those with no actual biking sense imho.
    I just don't get the scooter thing, they are slow, don't handle and look like mopeds, plus often ridden by slightly portly 40 somethings who think they are on the set of Quadraphenia still lusting after some 80's lass with bleached hair....good lord.

    Everyone has an opinion, except in this case where I am right......
     
  17. Phew, it looks like the bastard lovechild of an LSD addicted hippy and and someone who's recovering from a frontal lobotomy. I know we all have different tastes and I don't mind a bit of kitsch, but this ? I mean two wheels are always better than four but this is stretching it a bit.

    How could you open your garage door in the morning and be confronted with that ? You'd have to wear a blindfold and dark glasses before going within a hundred yards of it. I'd rather have that biker hating, self-opinionated Yorkshire twat Jeremy Clarkson in my garage. At least you could go in at beat the living crap out of him every so often. This thing would just induce vomit.
     
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