That sinking feeling....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Lucazade, Feb 16, 2013.

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  1. When you just changed your belts, fire it up for first time and it runs on one cylinder ..... the horror images, the pain in chest, the Cock that is about to come storming out of your mouth. Then you notice sparkplug cable not attached. Calm, peace, total understanding sets in. Kill, plug on, start purring like a kitten.


    Question is there a technique to putting new belts on as they are tight!!
     
    #1 Lucazade, Feb 16, 2013
  2. For a minute I thought you had been standing on that gang plank with fig!!!
     
    #2 Birdie, Feb 16, 2013
  3. They should hit an e-sharp when you pluck them :wink:
     
    #3 deleteduser211220, Feb 16, 2013
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  4. My one's sing Rasputin by Turisas.

    It is not tension after they are on that is an issue it is getting them on in 1st place.

    I resulted to putting one half way on then holding it and rotating engine to get rest of it on. 50/50 your pulley does not move ;)
     
    #4 Lucazade, Feb 16, 2013
  5. What were you doing with a Cock in your mouth in the first place? :eek:
     
    #5 shadow, Feb 16, 2013
  6. Making sure you guys have something to talk about :) I care so much.
     
    #6 Lucazade, Feb 16, 2013
  7. A man told me once it dreamed of being able to do this lol!!!
     
    #7 He11cat, Feb 17, 2013
  8. You should've upped your game then!
     
    #8 deleteduser211220, Feb 17, 2013
  9. you not planning another trip to Poland again are you Luca........................................bang!:wink:
     
    #9 andyb, Feb 17, 2013
  10. Well I going Tuesday morning ....
     
    #10 Lucazade, Feb 17, 2013
  11. He should of gone to yoga ;)
     
    #11 He11cat, Feb 17, 2013
  12. Is that in Poland?

    AL
     
    #12 Ghost Rider, Feb 17, 2013
  13. I went to yoga one time. All those lovely, flexible ladies ....
     
    #13 Lucazade, Feb 18, 2013
  14. wow!! a note that doesnt even exist..impressive!
     
    #14 funkyrimpler, Feb 19, 2013
  15. Maybe he was trying to avoid saying 'F'.............unlike me who doesn't give an Esharp what I say.

    AL
     
    #15 Ghost Rider, Feb 19, 2013
  16. I don't know if it's the same for the 2-valve motors, but for the 4-valve ones I'm led to believe it's between 110-115 khz, which I'm also led to believe translates as an A. ???
     
    #16 Greyman, Feb 19, 2013
  17. "Esharp - A, man"

    AL
     
    #17 Ghost Rider, Feb 19, 2013
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  18. [pedantic mode] 115khz is waaaaaaaaaaay outside the range of human hearing which is about 8hz to 25,000hz 115hz would be fine though. [/pedantic mode]

    :)
     
    #18 philoldsmobile, Feb 19, 2013
  19. I downloaded Visual analyser 2011 , does anybody have a better one to use as its not that easy to use for A NUMPTY LIKE ME
     
    #19 peter james, Feb 19, 2013
  20. I suppose 'PING!' wouldn't be good enough???

    AL
     
    #20 Ghost Rider, Feb 19, 2013
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