The CTFD technique or 'Calm the Fuck Down' can be used in many areas of life. I often use it with my wife when she's worrying about how our daughters spelling is or whether our son is behaving himself in public. I also use it directly on our children (not in so many words....they're only little) when they're arguing about sweets, kicking off about bedtime or generally winding themselves up into a lather about the relative merits of CBeebies vs CBBC. There are 2 simple steps to this technique Step 1. Calm the Fuck Down. Step 2. There is no other step. Where in your life do you, or could you, utilise the CTFD? Examples : So they're in the middle lane? CTFD That bolt won't shift? CTFD Oops....you poured petrol all over your crotch whilst filling up because you couldn't be bothered to get off the bike. CTFD
i gave up trying to ctfd a long time ago. i find if i have a coffee and fag before i read any anti independence threads, it reduces the need for cftd
Independence threads? Some kind of Scottish jeans? Oh! You mean that "go it alone" idea they had a while back and then decided they didn't fancy it. Yeah. That.
No, it means you don't understand enough about the situation to be worried by it. People who CTFD are incapable of grasping what is going on :Smug:
You can try the CTFD theory whilst driving in London and you'll find that you'll still be sat at the same junction two hours later. For me, playing a bit of Bob Dylan does the trick
Check your bill and check everything If you bought in store they won't deal with it over the phone and I thought they used a system where both store and phone can work together seems not Every time I have changed ungraded there is always a problem and it always results in me paying when I shouldn't Be aware
They probably are though I was with O2 about 7 years ago and had no problem with them granted it was pay as you go Think my next upgrade I will go back to pay as you go with Tesco
