The more I drink... ....alcohol the more full of good 'ideas' I become! Right now, I've had a few and the idea of just getting Il Monstro back on the road seems a tad tame. If you gave me a socket set and pointed me in his general direction, before you could say 'Pissed up idiot' I'd have the engine on the floor and the swingarm flapping in the breeze, prior to a wheel up concours standard rebuild. It would take months and much sweat and beers, but he'd be immaculate. Tomorrow morning (and with the inevitable headache) it'll be a 'sling the minimum amount (of time and money) at the heapy thing (note he won't be a person then!), get it MOT'd, and let's get out there....'. Why do I drink? (With the money I spend on alcohol I could get so much of a better job done - but would I want to?)
Apparently, if you need to drink everyday, you are classed as being an alcoholic. Thankfully, I only drink every night
