This Is A Bit Special, Shame I Don’t Have €21,000

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by Android853sp, Apr 3, 2024.

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  1. Borrow or steal the money. You only live once!
     
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  2. I might be 70 years old but I’m still rather attached to my ‘bits’ and would much rather not have them hacked off with a rusty kitchen knife. Andy
     
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  3. Cost benefit analysis required
     
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  4. I just discussed this with my wife. She said she’d gladly escort me 5 days in Tuscany.

    I told her that for 10.000€ « guest » extra, I could get a high end 25 years old escort girl…

    Did I just jeopardize my « bits »?
     
    #6 Guillaume69, Apr 3, 2024
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  5. The title is a bit tongue in cheek, we’ll actually be working our way up the French west coast from Spain that week and then I’m back over to Seville for 3 days on track. But you are correct, you only live once :D Andy
     
  6. I'd hide the knives
     
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  7. You might wake up lighter tomorrow morning...
     
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  8. Yeah I got that email too………..I love Ducati but for that kind of money for 4 nights (excluding flights) I’d want a never ending supply of hookers and coke thrown in too :D
     
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  9. Are they for real?
     
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  10. Ah, so that was the email I deleted without reading then.
     
  11. Look in the bright side, probably saved you from having your tackle removed with a blunt rusty kitchen knife
     
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  12. It’s not €21,000 it’s €16,900 with a double room, Bargain:D
     
  13. Even less without the wifey
     
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  14. Win win!
     
  15. Apparently not if she has a rusty knife to hand....
     
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