Do you mean Staines-Upon-Thames, dear boy? It's gorn upmarket since Sacha Baron Cohen left. (Or Staines-Within-Thames, as it is at the moment...)
Why were they wasting time talking about the recycled tin cans when there are at least 7 Bugattis parked in there?
Far more fun and affordable than a Bugatti. Amazing what a chat show host can earn. He's not even a good one. As for that ridiculous foul heavy wood desk that the hosts in the US hide behind, what's that all about? It's not a job interview. Is it?