1200 To the BMW salesman from Park Lane..WTF

Discussion in 'Multistrada' started by AirCon, Apr 10, 2014.

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  1. I visited OnYerBike today and parked up next to some cock talking way too loud on his mobile...
    I could still here him from the Kawaski show room and he was outside the leathers bit.
    Had a look around then came back to my machine where matey (on his brand new BMW GS1300) was now chatting to a French guy.

    He had the nerve to call my machine ".....designed for old men", however he didnt think I'd heard him. I glared over and the French guy just looked at the ground.
    I was so tempted to wheel spin from my space, but I might have chipped the staffs Ducati's parked just behind.

    If an MTS1200 is designed for old men...well I'm looking forward to more Ducati as I mellow with age. There was a time when I'd have eaten his face off.
     
    #1 AirCon, Apr 10, 2014
  2. Shoulda punched him and then stamped on his head. These people only know one way to learn:mad:
     
    #2 figaro, Apr 10, 2014
  3. I'm only annoyed cos I was thinking of getting one when I retire...
     
    #3 figaro, Apr 10, 2014
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  4. What's a GS1300?
     
    #4 nsm3, Apr 10, 2014
  5. pmsl Fig.

    :smile: Funniest post for ages.
     
    #5 clueless, Apr 10, 2014
  6. yip figs is right, shoulda hobbled over and ramed yer zimmer right up his arse.
     
    #6 finm, Apr 10, 2014
  7. Citroen, ain't it..?
     
    #7 figaro, Apr 10, 2014
  8. If a Strada is for 'old men' then GS's are for 'old biddies'.
     
    #8 bootsam, Apr 10, 2014
  9. What was the average age on here again?
     
    #9 pingping010101, Apr 10, 2014
  10. About 10 given many of the posts
     
    #10 bradders, Apr 10, 2014
  11. 21, you old fart:p
     
    #11 figaro, Apr 10, 2014
  12. You don't 'have' to be old to own a MTS and flip up lid but it certainly helps.
     
    #12 Drinky, Apr 10, 2014
  13. I think he may have been insinuating that your kids need to have left home before you can afford a Multi.
     
    #13 jcmental, Apr 10, 2014
  14. I must be old then, flip up lid and a Multi !
    Is it down hill from here at 48 ?
    The question is aimed at any really old farts ;)

    Back to the post he's just another jealous one I bet :upyeah:
     
    #14 Pikes Peak, Apr 10, 2014
  15. How anybody riding a BMW GS can call any other bike 'for old men' just proves the bloke is clearly a cock.

    I'm 36, following my ride earlier tonight I very much doubt he'd think there was anything old man about it.

    Oh well, each to their own and all that
     
    #15 damodici, Apr 10, 2014
  16. Oi!
    39, yes I have a flip up lid, because I am too much of a lazy arse to take it off at the garage LOL
     
    #16 Moocow, Apr 10, 2014
  17. owning a flip lid is not the part that makes you look old.
     
    #17 finm, Apr 10, 2014
  18. Like scooters, Bmw's are bought by men who want the world to see their vaginaso_O
     
    #18 budha, Apr 10, 2014
  19. only got a flip up lid so i could eat sweets on long trips
     
    #19 Drdaveboy, Apr 10, 2014
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  20. I'd just like to distance myself from flip up lids.... Like I said, I'm only 36 :)
     
    #20 damodici, Apr 10, 2014
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