Traps, Tricks And Cons...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Nelson, Sep 26, 2014.

  1. Is this the world we live in?

    I'm making a list,

    1. Used car warranties
    2. Car hire
    3. Pension funds
    4. ebay
    5.Speed cameras

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    #1 Nelson, Sep 26, 2014
    Last edited: Sep 26, 2014
  2. Supermarket's full stop - decreasing volumes of product so you think they are cheap. I bought some Cadbury's Caramel bars the other day in a 4 pack - when opened it looked like they were for a fuckin doll's house! Twat's (Tesco) Note: other shitesters running other branded supermarkets are available. :Rage:
     
  3. 1. Used car warranties
    2. Car hire
    3. Pension funds
    4. ebay
    5.Speed cameras
    6.Democracy
     
  4. Yes.
    Bar outright stealing, pretty much any way of conning money out of people seems accepted today.

    It was pissing me off for years, but you can't fight it anyway so just accept it. It's the way the world works.
     
  5. If you get done by a speed camera, then....unless its a hidden one of course. Ive a clean license. :) (fuk knows how) I did have 11pts a few years back but theyve all cleared now.
     
  6. 1. Used car warranties
    2. Car hire
    3. Pension funds
    4. ebay
    5.Speed cameras
    6.Democracy
    7.Vets
     
  7. If you were a fraudster planning to set up a con trick, the best approach would be to start by calling yourself a religion. That way, even if you get found out having persuaded people to give you money for nothing, you don't have to give it back.

    Then you need to look for marks, i.e. gullible suckers who will believe your line of implausible, unprovable nonsense. So how can you identify good prospects? Go for existing religious believers, because folk who have already swallowed this kind of stuff are obviously quite likely to swallow another lot.

    As a religious leader you are less likely to be investigated by the Fraud Squad or the Inland Revenue than other fraudsters. The main requirement is a confident manner while preaching fluently. It is not essential to be American, or Nigerian. Good luck!
     
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  8. Just spotted a wine in Tesco that they used to put at half price: £4.99 from £9.99.
    It is now £6.00 on the shelf on offer @ £5.00 - Tw*ts :Rage:
     
  9. 1. Used car warranties
    2. Car hire
    3. Pension funds
    4. ebay
    5.Speed cameras
    6.Democracy
    7.Vets
    8.HSE




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  10. I honestly don't get the ebay thing, as it's there to sort the gullible numbskulls out from the remaining sane portion of society.

    Speed cameras are good because we all need something to hate.
     
  11. also notice how Tesco asda etc
    seem to be dropping name branded goods and only stocking own brand crap
    so when you look for your usual items its oh sorry we don't stock that anymore
    Tesco cakes are crap and the mr kipling range has reduced dramaticly
    carrying on like this I might lose some weight
    god knows what I will do on my tea break :Wideyed:
     
  12. Don't forget to register plenty of businesses at the "Church" so they are liable for less, or even nil tax.
     
  13. insurance.. and BT...
     
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