Valencia testing - caption contest

Discussion in 'Racing & Bike Sport' started by Dave, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. Nope. I'm not gonna bum you like I had to Vale.
     
  2. See that ruined ex employee over there.. Thats you that is :biggrin:
     
  3. Andrea - "Nicky I turn the bike and it's like shit.."

    Nicky - "I told you that 6 months ago when you said you were considering the ride dude!!"
     
  4. Do you feel lucky Punk
     
  5. Nicky can i borrow your paddock scooter, I need to improve my lap time.

    Nah dude, crash your brains out like everyone else had too !
     
  6. "No shit y`all, he sat like this with his bottom lip out until they gave him an alli frame"
     
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  7. Ok new boy can you just nip and ask Geoff if he has any Tartan paint and also ask him for a long stand.
     
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  8. Will riding for Ducati improve my complection. ?

    Nah you'll always be a spotty oik.
     
  9. When can I have some leathers like your Nicky? When? When?
     
  10. it's Movember every month
     
  11. I'm not talking to you until you turn that silly hat around.
     
  12. "So Dobby, your the new Ducati house elf are you?"
     
  13. "Been watching you for a while, wondered if you fancied a dance"

    "Not till you have bought me a fooking Malibu big boy"
     
  14. Andrea "Why aren't you going out Nicky?"

    Nicky "Give it a day mate and you'll realise why I'm sat here and you're in A&E"
     
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  15. Ant and dec ?
    yeah, take their call, it's a good offer.....
     
  16. Get your own chair, spotty.
     
  17. 'Well Andrea, it's like this..... I'm not happy, not happy at all. I said I wanted a white coffee..A WHITE COFFEE. Now if you don't buck your ideas up, my butler here is gonna kick yo ass. You gotme?. .
     
  18. No I won't move. go and get your own chair!!
     
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