W T A F !! What Is Wrong With Some People???

Where did he take that coffin again

 

@I'm closing in closing

 

Is that a bucket list thing

 

Necrophilia. Its a dying art.

 

Dead right, you nailed it.

 

this world?.....

 

Told ya!

: o D

 

now then now then ....

 

Undertaker in Hackney was showing me this area with coffins in, talking about them like we talk about bike bits, anyway he walks over to one and opened the top half .....my fooking world came to a halt....it was empty but for a split second I wanted me mam.

 

Well, He did.

 

He was surprised to be caught, it was dead quiet...

 

I bet none of the neighbours even said a word.

 

I don't mind people having sex with corpses. Once you're dead you can't mind either.

 

Banged him dead to rights?

 

What was he there to burgle?

 

Their love.

 

holes

 

Dude.