Wasps!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by outintheopen, Jul 5, 2020.

  1. We’re out of lockdown and seems so are they.
    Wankers!
    Butane flamed lighter and deodorant can on the picnic table as I type.
    So far today me 7, wasps nil.
     
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  2. Wasp lives matter!
     
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  3. They would of had a bad lockdown :neutral:
     
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  4. I don't know why people get so upset about wasps. Ignore them and they will ignore you. They are important part of the natural ecology and help plant life thrive.
     
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  6. There’s nothing more satisfying than catching them sweet with a carbon fibre badminton racket.
    Then you look down and see bits of yellow and black at your feet. Lovely :D
     
  7. Bust a cap in their arse.
     
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  8. Wasps kill flies which are the ones who spread diseases. But you carry on ruining the natural order of gaia.
     
  9. Well that’s all fine and dandy. Try enjoying a pint of cider with those little bastards buzzing about!

    PS Had to look up gaia
     
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  10. Took this nest out of my loft this week. Size of a medicine ball. Eek

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  12. I hate Wasps. I wouldn't mind much if they took the hint and just fucked off when you try to shift em away, but no, they are persistent little basts :mad::mad:

    The use of deadly force is justified :)
     
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  13. I have a maple tree in the back garden the wasps swarm all over it It makes them lethargic. Think they get drunk on the sugar makes them easy to zap
     
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  14. Fucking hell! Think I’d have torched my house before tackling that :astonished:
     
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  15. #wasplivesmatter

    only joking, hate them more than anything
     
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  18. wasps go crazy for Cider, then go bonkers after it.

    I agree Wasps have a purpose other than getting pished and annoying a Sunny day pish up/picnic.
     
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    Have look at these little bastard Asian Giant Hornet - caught two in the house last year - they are in the uk now, nearly shit myself when I saw the size of them 2-3 inches long and apparently aggressive little bastards.
    Two we had get stamped on !
     
  20. Gonna need a Cricket bat for that sucker @Mary Hinge :)
     
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