Hi all, fabulous place you have here and as Ive been reading since I purchased my love on 01-12-12, I feel as if I know a great deal of you already!!!! (feels a bit like voyeurism but.....shrugs shoulders.....if the cap fits) Will say that 1 thread, 10 pages, well I had tears through most of those pages. So onwards, my love is a 695m 2008 with under 5K on her. She is totally original and beautiful in every way, except 1, which of course is the old lean problem! But will get the UK 'fatduc' as soon as I can find an email address for Clint. Unless I sell her! :frown: Thing is I feel like a pervert, I'm old, 6'5, over weight and ugly as sin. She is a beautiful, taught, pert, petite young lady,,,,,who has been sold into slavery.....to a loving but sadly unskillful master! Even when I believe we are 'riding each other'....in my heart I know shes faking it to make me feel good. Sometimes I'm even sure that once I dismount, after having MY fun, I hear a sigh....and I know its only a sigh of relief that its over. So I put her on ebay and have been looking at bigger, older (retro) ladies! But none of them are her and I know I don't want to sell as the text on the slave sale is terrible!!!!! My question, if I may ask, do you feel its 'OK' for a large old perv to be groping all over such a wonderful young lady? Any counseling would be most appreciated. lake
Hello and welcome! I guess it really is a question of your preferences, if you prefer the young, horny, lithe young thing you have then unless you fear a heart attack, why change! Chris
Thing is do you feel that it 'looks weird' 6'5 ugly enveloping a gorgeous fit bird? El Toro knows what I mean (from all I've read lol)
Do you know what if it makes you feel young fit and good looking then you carry on ET is just a tart lol Hello and welcome to the mad house
Check out the tattoo and piercings thread and you'll see just how awful I look and just how gorgeous my better half (Cooknick) is!
What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster - hell yeah, and look what's riding it ! Welcome fella !
Whilst the sexual metaphor is amusing, a Ducati is still only a bike - an inanimate object. It doesn't mind who its rider is. And its a style thing. No matter who you are, you can still buy the right suit and shirt and shoes - that can only make you more stylish. Kicking off with a stylish bike is clearly the correct first step. Just dress appropriately for it.You wouldn't want to go out with Nicole Kidman looking like a bin man.
LMFAO you funny....look I only spent 2 years working at Pebble Mill, lets leave it in the past.....ok? I can't, my doc told me not to have any sudden shocks which may cause Seahorse Platonism! Actually Niccy quite likes all the dressing down. Haven t pretended to be a bin man yet (can see how the 'maid' gets involved already lol)...but I will ask and see what she thinks? Will let ya know. Thanks for the idea though. Na short arse is well gone now that one of the 3% of the human race is performing....lol Hey thats what Nicole said....."well it looks like your going to fit right in here"....:biggrin:
