What Has Scotland Done?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Andy V Twin, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. bummer i cant take cheese anymore.
     
  2. Battered dog?
     
  3. It will be right at home in Scotland as who knows what goes in to their local dishes anyway. ( hagis ) is that really from a farm animal ?
     
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  4. nope stoopid, you hunt and skin them, can be found often on the north slopes of the cairngohrms, good eating.
     
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  5. Ah so there is an animal called hagis running around the highlands. Does it have its own tartan colours ?
     
  6. in the summer yes, matches the heather in the winter they go white. they must blend in very well as i have never seen one.
     
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  7. Must be cairngormless.
     
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  8. Nessy better watch out...if there was a race on earth that could eat a dinosaur it would be the Koreans (possible the Chinese, but they'd make a love ointment from it's bile)
     
  9. Hadog fillet chips and peas with 2 slices of breaded!:p
     
  10. I think that I've read somewhere that the restaurant managers name has already been announced....
    Al Satian!

    I'll get my coat.
     
  11. I heard it was Af ghan :)
     
  12. anybody for a bowl of Scots Fin soup ??
     
  13. a.k.a. Second Hand Bathwater. Ugh.
     
  14. had worse
     
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  15. I wonder what the North Koreans would make of a Deep fried Mars Bar?? (Or would that be a Deep flied Mals Bal?)
     
  16. cream of sumyong Scottish?
     
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  17. Its the urbin haggis that is the most sociable . Runs around Glasgow city at night . Can only go clockwise though as its genetics from living on mountain side means its right legs are longer than its left legs . It now uses the kerb to keep it somewhat upright allowing it to run quickly and avoid detection . One direction only though . Think it has the look of a bald hedgehog only quicker.
     
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  18. Thought about rearing some rare breed ones myself. The Pennine climate isn't too far removed from the highlands, all we're lacking is the altitude and brutal midges. I think there's a supplement you can give them to compensate for the lack of altitude . Don't suppose they'd miss the midges.

    Haggis breeding in captivity | English haggis farming
     
  19. Ah reality check, boys.

    Shouldn't we be looking at ways to eradicate the haggis, not dreaming up ways of making more of them?

    I mean, c'mon, hey?
     
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