What needs inventing?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Char, Jun 6, 2013.

  1. Well for starters an app with a GPS locations system to find Bob's Ices - I keep hearing him but cant find him :mad:
     
  2. Tax disc holders for Numptystrada's
     
  3. Something that informs me when a Police traffic car with an anti biking midget driving is right up the arse end of my 1098! I cant begin to tell you how useless the ducati mirrors are compared to the jap bikes. :mad:
     
  4. Toilet seats operated like a pedal bin so the default position is closed but can be opened by foot when we need a wee and close automatically, thus solving the toilet seat left up worry that lady folk have...
     
  5. Self Mowing Lawns
     
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  6. string you can push. hate pulling the stupid stuff.
     
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  7. Non - mental wimin...:rolleyes:
     
  8. A machine that invents stuff we need.
     
  9. A Ducati that can win :frown:
     
  10. All ready been done, and done so many times even the Japs copied it.
     
  11. Or grass that doesn't grow............seeing as how I have half an acre to cut right now and I only did it last week.


    Oh, and grass that doesn't magically turn itself into iron under the mower when you have put it away.

    AL
     
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  12. A self-cleaning shed:frown:
     
  13. Hands that don't get dirty when you have to work without gloves...............or non-discolouring oil and cr*p which glues itself into every crevice of the bike and my hands.....
     
  14. Can someone please invent a pikey repellant...
     
  15. What a f*ckin job?

    That's been invented...there's just not many about.
     

  16. Okay, a modern Ducati that can win :wink:
     
  17. A rectangular mould so I can fry up an egg banjo that fits my bread perfectly!
     
  18. Pour gallons of booze on it and it'll come up half cut :smile:
     
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  19. its called soap and water
     
  20. A proper sidestand.
     
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