Windows problem

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Roy, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. I seem to have a problem with my widows that I wasn't aware of. Several nice chaps with Indian accents ( George, John and Dennis ) have been gracious enough to take the time and phone me directly to alert me of this problem, they seem to be professional and either have a connection to Microsoft, or work for the 'world wide web' directly.
    My windows have been sending out 'error messages' despite being cleaned once a fortnight by my 'window cleaner', a very pleasant chap from Chatham.
    I suspect the error messages may be a result of one of my cats pulling out the sealing rubber and chewing on it.
    I'm still worried though, do you think one or more of my sealed glazing units may be failing and result in internal condensation ?
    and ,how do I stop my widows sending error messages, contact 'Anglian' direct ?

    Worried.
    Roy
     
    #1 Roy, Jul 30, 2013
  2. Your pc obviously needs disinfecting to clear the viruses. I recommend 3L of Asda's finest bleach in a bath and soak for at least 30 minutes.

    That should stop it. All of it.
     
    #2 antonye, Jul 30, 2013
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    #3 chrisw, Jul 30, 2013
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  4. Have you tried Re-booting Roy ? im sure you could get a lovely pair from Clarks, when you get them put them on and turn on the windows......(you can decide on how to do that, could be worth pulling the curtains first though)
     
    #4 749si, Jul 30, 2013
  5. Assuming you're being serious and not making a clever play on the term 'windows', when your system crashes, you have the option to let Microsoft know in the form of a pop up. If you click yes, you get a phone call. To check the health of your computer, check all you windows updates have taken place. Download the free AVG anti virus software and run that. Will also be worth running a decent spyware program as well
     
    #5 mattmccabebrown, Jul 31, 2013
  6. Oh no Mat stop taking it so seriously, anyone would think roy was talking about a computer or something :upyeah:
     
    #6 749si, Jul 31, 2013
  7. Something crashed on my laptop and the mouse is missing

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    #7 Char, Jul 31, 2013
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  8. Looks like Martin's beeing looking at too much pussy on the laptop :eek:
     
    #8 El Toro, Jul 31, 2013
  9. You don't turn on windows, you open them up. There's usually a catch or handle at the side. Do you know nothing about Microsoft?

    You definitely know nothing about Microsoft.
     
    #9 shadow, Jul 31, 2013
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  10. look's like a gremlin to me :smile:
     
    #10 plug, Jul 31, 2013
  11. Spys at my windows, I will definitely be keeping the curtains shut. I've checked the health of my computer, but I don't know where to find the pulse ?
    The 'soft boot' failed to work and the 'hard boot' just caused another crash.

    Roy
     
    #11 Roy, Jul 31, 2013
  12. problems with your windows? you might need a mac.................
     
    #12 philoldsmobile, Jul 31, 2013
  13. :wink:
     
    #13 Roy, Jul 31, 2013
  14. Only if you follow Antoyne's advice
     
    #14 catweazle, Aug 1, 2013
  15. I would get new curtains if I were you
    :)
     
    #15 Ducbird, Aug 1, 2013
  16. Was that when the boot connected with the computer, or when the computer subsequently connected with the wall?
     
    #16 philoldsmobile, Aug 11, 2013
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