Worst Thing To Say Straight After Sex...

What's for tea.

 

High five or back of the net.

 

That's me done for another week/month/year ....(depends on length of relationship)

 

How is your sister

 

Got change of a fiver?

 

Well that was better as a thought...

 

Fuck off my misses will be home soon.

 

let’s call the baby Adolf

 

I'm glad we finished before the football

 

What's your name again?

 

Your sister was better.

 

Lovely moustache

 

was thinking of your sister so I could get the job done

 

Where's my watch?

 

Interesting fact. Under Hitlers rule if a German woman gave birth to 10 children and the 10th was a boy, it had to be named Adolf. And, ..........
Hitler would automatically be the poor kids God Father.

 

My work is done.....taxi!

 

That’s nuts , as was he !
.. good roads , everything else very bad

 

That was like throwing a sausage up an alley,

 

..........well that was crap.