You Couldn't Make This Up

could off been worse, he could off been legless. boom boom.

 

Would have been worse if he's lost his head.

 

Handy bloke to know

 

Good job he didn't crash, could have cost and arm and a leg

 

Lucky they don't do hand signals when flying planes.....

...especially when flying twin engine ones........"Whoops! There goes another one"

 

Passengers thought he was quite angry and aggressive but turns out he was armless

 

Apparently he's been sacked. Flybe have given him the elbow

 

Rubbish at poker, apparently always had a bad hand

 

Im bored

 

"Im bored"

Thrown your hand in ?

 

He could get a spare at a second hand shop.

 

Perhaps it was Israel Hands...........