You know you are old when ...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Lucazade, Jan 28, 2013.

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  1. You go to a staff party, then you move on to after party at a private house. When you are there you realise that all hot women are not only people you work with but also your subordinates.

    Crap after uneventful night I feel like "massage parlor" is on the list ...


    Feel somewhat depressed now and to hangover to go out on a bike safely.
     
    #1 Lucazade, Jan 28, 2013
  2. I just read that all crap it also sounds to responsible and grownup to me WTF when did that happen :(
     
    #2 Lucazade, Jan 28, 2013
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  3. Erm, keep taking the pills Luca!:biggrin:
     
    #3 Royum, Jan 28, 2013
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  4. What pills you on about? ;)
     
    #4 Lucazade, Jan 28, 2013
  5. What is wrong with you Man??.. Ding Dong !! Let the dog see the rabbit etc etc? :frown:
     
    #5 Chris, Jan 28, 2013
  6. You do not know half of it. Do not know if I drunk to much, to little, just right and all that. It was an odd night for me when rather then doing and worrying later I had this news flash of consequences ..... I am telling you I think I am getting old!!

    Off to the gym like a good old boy to watch some bbc...
     
    #6 Lucazade, Jan 28, 2013
  7. bbc ?????
     
    #7 johnboy, Jan 28, 2013
  8. Is that not what old people watch bbc news?
     
    #8 Lucazade, Jan 28, 2013
  9. All the time!!!And the FTSE100!!
     
    #9 mervyn, Jan 28, 2013
  10. Sure you will have better fun with your monster Luca ;-D
     
    #10 Ducbird, Jan 28, 2013
  11. when you pay more for the candles than the cake

    when the movie you think is recent has a phone with a cable attached on in

    the list goes on
     
    #11 Char, Jan 28, 2013
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  12. Come on everybody you all should know better- YOUR ONLY AS OLD AS YOU WANT TO BE. :biggrin: :biggrin:
     
    #12 speedy gonzales, Jan 28, 2013
  13. #13 XxAnthxX, Jan 28, 2013
  14. #14 Ducbird, Jan 28, 2013
  15. oh telly at the gym
    i used to watch womens arses telly these young uns :biggrin:
     
    #15 johnboy, Jan 28, 2013
  16. Lol
    I got more pleasure running next to the fit guy than watching tele
    :)
     
    #16 Ducbird, Jan 28, 2013
  17. think we should have a virtual gym ..............bring your own fit person lol:biggrin:
     
    #17 johnboy, Jan 28, 2013
  18. Ooooo
    I'm bringing Louis Smith with me to start
     
    #18 Ducbird, Jan 28, 2013
  19. you can no longer bend an iron bar over your boner....
    because of the athritis in your elbows....
     
    #19 kope999R, Jan 28, 2013
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  20. Till last night I was of the same thinking. I did go to a party where 30% of people were from local student accommodation.


    Problem is I acted more responsibly then I usually do which scared me today. I mean do not get me wrong, got slightly pissed but only had 2 bottles of cytrynowka.
    I managed to run away from inside a car seconds before driver got arrested for drink driving. I managed to "find" this crazy Russian blond girl of average looks amongst the 30%. About half of the members here could be her parents so any Russians here?


    Yet I was sensible about anyone from work, including those two ....


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    It is not the same that one was not me this one is all about me ;)




    Have an idea for another thread.
     
    #20 Lucazade, Jan 28, 2013
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