So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. Ahh, now that would depends who's starfish ? Fit porn star type girl who donates a few quid to anal bleaching....Hmm, lap it up I'd say !! :D
     
    #40781 Wayne58, Jan 24, 2018
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  2. Wouldn’t that bleaching be from coral erosions..... that was her name, wasnt it :confused:o_O
     
    #40782 bradders, Jan 24, 2018
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  3. You's lot set the bar too high...Picky fuckers :D

    PS. Nukes creamy ?? It ain't your hoop I'm wanting to munch on you know!! o_O:D
     
    #40783 Wayne58, Jan 24, 2018
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  4. Firstly, great porn name, secondly, stop watching Blue Planet so much, and go do some work !! :D
     
    #40784 Wayne58, Jan 24, 2018
  5. Maybe that's why - jell? :eek:
     
    #40785 Exige, Jan 24, 2018
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  6. Oh yeah, never saw that angle exe ?? :thinkingface:
     
    #40786 Wayne58, Jan 24, 2018
  7. He'll be a nukin' again soon, quick, hide :eyes:
     
    #40787 Exige, Jan 24, 2018
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  8. He's sooooo predictable :rolleyes:
     
    #40788 Exige, Jan 24, 2018
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  9. just heard the latest news -

    Jose Mourinho has promised Manchester United fans that they will be in a major European Competition next year.



    Even if he has to write the song himself.
     
    #40789 wroughtironron, Jan 24, 2018
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  10. Now that could be a winner :upyeah:
     
    #40790 bradders, Jan 24, 2018
  11. Just finished work for a long weekend and as soon as I got home I'm on this forum, what a sado I must get a life.
    Steve
     
    #40791 Birdie, Jan 24, 2018
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  12. You'll be fine when you retire, remind me, when is that again :thinkingface:
     
    #40792 Exige, Jan 24, 2018
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  13. I'm up to my neck in muck and bullets trying to get stuff done before I finish for a week on Friday night.
     
    #40793 El Toro, Jan 24, 2018
  14. T9 forks collected tomorrow for a service at 100% suspension. IMAG0091.jpg
     
    #40794 Cream_Revenge, Jan 25, 2018
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  15. I lost the pub quiz last night by one point.

    The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?"

    Apparently the correct answer is,

    Fiji.
     
    #40795 wroughtironron, Jan 26, 2018
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  16. I've made a payment of the total cost of the WDW 2018.
     
    #40796 GiannisMulti, Jan 26, 2018
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  17. That's a big event, you must be the main sponsor, it must run into millions to pay for the whole lot!!
    Steve
     
    #40797 Birdie, Jan 26, 2018
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  18. I meant for my participation cost at the event...:grinning:
     
    #40798 GiannisMulti, Jan 26, 2018
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  19. I've paid the deposit to get my bike over there and paid for my flights. Does that count? :)
     
    #40799 El Toro, Jan 26, 2018
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  20. It has just been reported that the 'Tooth Fairy' has collapsed and died of a heart attack.



    after accidentally getting lost and wandering onto the set of "The Jeremy Kyle Show".
     
    #40800 wroughtironron, Jan 26, 2018
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