So what have you done today..?

Ahh, now that would depends who's starfish ? Fit porn star type girl who donates a few quid to anal bleaching....Hmm, lap it up I'd say !!

 

Wouldn’t that bleaching be from coral erosions..... that was her name, wasnt it

 

You's lot set the bar too high...Picky fuckers

PS. Nukes creamy ?? It ain't your hoop I'm wanting to munch on you know!!

 

Firstly, great porn name, secondly, stop watching Blue Planet so much, and go do some work !!

 

Maybe that's why - jell?

 

Oh yeah, never saw that angle exe ??

 

He'll be a nukin' again soon, quick, hide

 

He's sooooo predictable

 

just heard the latest news -

Jose Mourinho has promised Manchester United fans that they will be in a major European Competition next year.



Even if he has to write the song himself.

 

Now that could be a winner

 

Just finished work for a long weekend and as soon as I got home I'm on this forum, what a sado I must get a life.
Steve

 

You'll be fine when you retire, remind me, when is that again

 

T9 forks collected tomorrow for a service at 100% suspension.

 

I lost the pub quiz last night by one point.

The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?"

Apparently the correct answer is,

Fiji.

 

I've made a payment of the total cost of the WDW 2018.

 

That's a big event, you must be the main sponsor, it must run into millions to pay for the whole lot!!
Steve

 

I meant for my participation cost at the event...

 

It has just been reported that the 'Tooth Fairy' has collapsed and died of a heart attack.



after accidentally getting lost and wandering onto the set of "The Jeremy Kyle Show".