So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. It's the works Christmas do today, Part 1.

    Meal at a nice restaurant from 1pm, back into town for debauchery afterwards. Part 2 happens next Friday because a few people are away and will miss today's. Part 2 is the same but without the meal.
     
    #60701 Dox, Dec 13, 2019
  2. Just had an automated phone call from 02032 008050 which said it was hmrc and a case had been opened against me, to make payment press 1 :D

    Silly fecks, be warned though
     
    #60702 noobie, Dec 13, 2019
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  3. Hope you paid immediately to avoid further action :bucktooth:
     
    #60703 Harry Bell, Dec 13, 2019
  4. Have noticed how much the engine of the Audi RS6 looks like the female reproductive system... is it just me? Lol

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    #60704 hyperdildo, Dec 13, 2019
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  5. I'm going to have a few little drinks in the Pub to celebrate the Victory....
    Next job, quash the rebellion in the North!
     
    #60705 AirCon, Dec 13, 2019
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  6. Mind yer knob in that bonnet catch mechanism... But I do know what yer mean.
     
    #60706 AirCon, Dec 13, 2019
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  7. All my money goes through the Cayman islands
     
    #60707 noobie, Dec 13, 2019
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  8. You dated a lot of birds called V10 tfsi then?
     
    #60708 noobie, Dec 13, 2019
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  9. Is it something to do with some of the kind of people that drive them :thinkingface::D
     
    #60709 Harry Bell, Dec 13, 2019
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  10. That’s the vejazzle
     
    #60710 hyperdildo, Dec 13, 2019
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  11. Brilliant ha ha ha
     
    #60711 hyperdildo, Dec 13, 2019
  12. I always the the Royal Amouries Logo (in Leeds) does too

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    #60712 El Toro, Dec 13, 2019
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  13. A fitting under the sink decided to shit itself this morning - i got very wet trying to find the stop cock in the dark!

    Water all mopped up, and mains now back on... but still need to find a proper connector so i can get some drinking water... today will be mainly sponsored by evian
     
    #60713 MDUBZ, Dec 13, 2019
  14. Had a good walk round Seville
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    #60714 Kingfixer, Dec 13, 2019
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  15. I hope your mrs doesn’t have teeth like that ha ha ha
     
    #60715 hyperdildo, Dec 13, 2019
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  16. Thank God she doesn't. Your's on the other hand :eek:
     
    #60716 El Toro, Dec 13, 2019
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  17. Play nice terry lol
     
    #60717 hyperdildo, Dec 13, 2019
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  18. pontificated as to wether I shall get drunk tonight or really drunk... and stay off of eBay
     
    #60718 hyperdildo, Dec 13, 2019
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  19. very, very drunk is also an option :upyeah:
     
    #60719 Harry Bell, Dec 13, 2019
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  20. I've just learned the chords for Fairytale of New York. I will be annoying SWMBO all afternoon now :)
     
    #60720 El Toro, Dec 13, 2019
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