So what have you done today..?

It's the works Christmas do today, Part 1.

Meal at a nice restaurant from 1pm, back into town for debauchery afterwards. Part 2 happens next Friday because a few people are away and will miss today's. Part 2 is the same but without the meal.

 

Just had an automated phone call from 02032 008050 which said it was hmrc and a case had been opened against me, to make payment press 1

Silly fecks, be warned though

 

Hope you paid immediately to avoid further action

 

Have noticed how much the engine of the Audi RS6 looks like the female reproductive system... is it just me? Lol

 

I'm going to have a few little drinks in the Pub to celebrate the Victory....
Next job, quash the rebellion in the North!

 

Mind yer knob in that bonnet catch mechanism... But I do know what yer mean.

 

All my money goes through the Cayman islands

 

You dated a lot of birds called V10 tfsi then?

 

Is it something to do with some of the kind of people that drive them

 

That’s the vejazzle

 

Brilliant ha ha ha

 

A fitting under the sink decided to shit itself this morning - i got very wet trying to find the stop cock in the dark!

Water all mopped up, and mains now back on... but still need to find a proper connector so i can get some drinking water... today will be mainly sponsored by evian

 

Had a good walk round Seville

 

I hope your mrs doesn’t have teeth like that ha ha ha

 

Play nice terry lol

 

pontificated as to wether I shall get drunk tonight or really drunk... and stay off of eBay

 

very, very drunk is also an option