Aston Owners

Hope you haven't been wazzing up&down Stone street young man?

 

Edited for accuracy…..

 

Gorgeous that it’ll be fun in the twisties too….

 

I had one tuned to ~650hp. Mental fast. Had a gps 203mph out of it. I bottled it and lifted. It was still creeping up. Too torquey though. It kept breaking traction coming out of corners. Promised myself I’d keep this one standard at a mere 560hp. Hmmm, might give 9e a call soon

 

That is rapid. I would soil myself properly at that speed.

 

Yeah, morgues and prison cells were flashing through my mind…

 

My blue turbo (the one in the picture) has a tilt and slide sunroof, and north of 170mph the seal starts to pass. The noise is ridiculous. The first time I did it I almost shat myself….

 

Ah, that’s where we are different.
I would think of a Jack Russell juggling tennis balls, on a unicycle at those speeds…..

 

Remember this advert

 

Is that Advikaz's Mrs?

 

Just need to Veet her arsehole and shave that tash off and that’s a replica….

 

Very nice. And that reminds me, got to get my wheels to RS Alloys for a jolly good tarting up during the 'closed' season. No mean feat, centre locks with 620nm torque setting, ffs

 

Does cleaning the stains off the seats count as niggles then?

 

I nearly bought a car previously owned by Ryan Giggs. I did have a sneaky look at the upholstery and checked around the rear view mirror for ladies heel marks