How old are you?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Sep 26, 2012.

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  1. Late teens

    1.1%
  2. 20 - 29

    2.7%
  3. 30 - 39

    11.4%
  4. 40 - 49

    24.3%
  5. 50 -59

    33.0%
  6. 60 - 69

    24.9%
  7. 70 - 79

    2.7%
  8. Really old Giffer

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    0.0%
  1. Nah, there’s an instructor in with you giving one to one. And he lets you find the limits… obvs if you drive like a tit, he’ll pull you up … my son got bollocked… :laughing:
     
  2. Has anyone ever tried one of those " Trial lesson in a helicopter " offers ?
    ..... they usually cost north of £400 per hour ..... on a par with " Rent a Ferrari for a day " .

    It's generally a con ..... you are not actually going to be getting any hands-on experience ,
    and nor are you going to be getting much of "a lesson " ...... :)
    The main beneficiary is the pilot , because if he doesn't log enough flying hours each year ,
    he has to get certified all over again .

    PS - when I started typing this I'm sure that I had a point to make ....
    ..... but I'm damned if I can remember what it was now .

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. I only have a pic taken on the return journey. I did have a few taken outside the headquarters, but dunno where they are now, was a while ago.
    Thread drift...:D
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. The best colour.

    I have a hankering (unlikely to be fulfilled) of a mid 70s air cooled 911 in Orange.
     
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  5. Your not a fairy :D
     
  6. To take a gliding joy ride instead?
     
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  7. What ?
    .... just because there isn't a magic wand visible ?

    That doesn't prove anything ! ...... :joy:

    [..... but just kidding around here ]

    [​IMG]
     
  8. I travel in helicopters a lot. And sometimes in the front seat. I watch the pilot like a hawk when taking off and landing and also try to figure out all the instruments- there’s a lot. I’ve concluded that flying a helicopter is tricky and something I’d only have a crack at under very close supervision.
     
  9. Ha-ha-ha... :laughing: tell me about it.....

    Sometimes I think I'm entering what I call the 'goldfish zone'. Ooo look a castellated arch, swim swim, ooo look a castellated arch, swim swim, ooo look a... and repeat ad nauseam.
     
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  10. I am… ET named me and I like it :D
     
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  11. Really ?

    Here's a brief guide in three easy steps ....

    1] the left hand is on the "collective" ..... it's just like the handbrake on a car , except it has a bike-style twist-grip
    which controls the engine revs , and pulling it up or down controls the pitch of the rotor blades ( to vary the thrust )
    2] the right hand holds the "cyclic" ..... pull back and the helicopter climbs .... push left and it banks left
    3] As for your feet , they are only controlling the tail rotor speed ..... there's no clutch , brakes etc ..... :D:D
    ..... push with the left foot and the tail swings to the left

    Think back to your very first attempts at a hill start , or a three-point turn , or even parking in a tight space !
    You mastered all of them eventually ...... didn't you ?

    FFS - prince Andrew managed flying a helicopter just fine .....
    ...... and he comes from a family of extraordinarily thick people !

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. If you get to fly the Russian Ka52 there is no tail rotor
     
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  13. Exactly so !

    Just like the Chinook ...... twin main rotors , counter-rotating . so a tail rotor is unnecessary ( and totally pointless )
    but an interesting point historically ..... Sikorsky and Kamov blazed a trail in helicopter design that continues to
    this day .
     
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  14. You are assuming that the person that made the meme is both literate and quoting verbatim.
     
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  15. Chinook an impressive piece of machinery close up.
     
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  16. and sound the dogs bollocks.
     
  17. How did we get to flying from how old are you :joy:
     
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  18. Closer to the heavens.:worried:
     
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  19. That is, of course, assuming we will be heading in that particular direction... ho hum... :pensive:
     
  20. Not if you're on the flight path at 11:00 at night
     
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